Aaron Saray's Diary

My Favorite Insults

I know this isn't very 'professional' - but I found this list of insults that I found to be great. heh.

• If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.
• I though tof you all day today - well i was at the zoo.
• I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet.
• are your parents siblings?
• Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
• Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
• Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
• He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
• I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
• I bet your mother has a loud bark!
• Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.