Aaron Saray's Diary

Away Messages I used to have....

For AIM:

The sky was dark,
  the moon was high,
We were alone,
  just her and I.

Her hair was brown,
  her eyes were too:
I knew just what
  she wanted to do.

So with my courage
  I did my best,
I placed my hand
  upon her breast.

I trembled and shook
  and felt her heart.
Slowly...
  she spread her legs apart.

I knew she was ready
  but I didn't know how.
It was my first try
  at milking a cow.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.


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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.


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The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm in the shower.
So I don't smell like you.


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Riddle:
George Bush has a little one...
Germans usually have big ones...
and priests dont use theirs...
What is it??


Its a last name, you Perv!!


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I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck.

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Last night I dreamt I ate a 10lb marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone...

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I made a snowball, As perfect as could be, I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas, And a pillow for its head, Then last night it ran away, But first -- it wet the bed!