Aaron Saray's Diary

blond jokes

This is what happens when I clean out my files on my computer... hahah

what do you call a blonde with two brain cells?  Pregnant
How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
What does a blonde owl say? 'What? What?'
How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. The blonde said '6 because I don't think I could manage to eat 12 pieces.'
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do you call a blonde on a university campus? A visitor.
How do you get a blond out of a tree? Wave.
Why did the blond hop the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? In case she locks the keys in her car.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? 'Oh look! Donut seeds!'
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? Yah, he got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?  'Thanks for the refill!'
Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?  They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?  From eating with forks.
How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff
What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?  Bigfoot has been sighted.
Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?  She got cold and turned off the fan.
What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.